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Joke of the Day
"[at therapist] I don't know, sometimes I just feel invisible Therapist: WHO SAID THAT?!?"
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"A guy asked me if I wanted some free fish... I asked, ""What's the catch?"""
"Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around."
"What does George RR Martin call his erectile dysfunction? Writer's cock"
"Can february march? No, but april may. ~~ sorry, I just love bad jokes~~"
"How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."
"David Cameron: Tax evasion is morally wrong, I leaned that from my father. The tax evasion bit, not the morally wrong bit."
"what keeps the lions from leaving the savannah the ele-fence"
"""I'd like to raise a toast."" *Cradles bread in arms, accepting this step into motherhood*"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !"