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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to make a movie about a guy in a turban who turns into a monster at night... ...it'll be called ""Hyde & Sikh""."

"What did the father Buffalo say to his son as he left for school? Bison"

"What do you call Chinese jewelry? Bling blong"

"How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind? At least I'm not black."

"If you ever get really mad. All you have to do is think about a T-Rex trying to pick up a basketball."

"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."

"Advice to women: don't confuse men with credit cards."

"A man is found dead surrounded by 53 bicycles. How did he die? He had an ace up his sleeve."

"I went to the club last night... They played The Twist, so I did the twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come On Eilien... and I got kicked out."

"Only a few years ago, the average parents had four children. Nowadays, the average child has four parents."