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Joke of the Day
"Today I met a woman with twelve breasts, sounds strange, dozen tit?"
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"How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek)."
"[Pick Up Line] Is someone calling me, Or are you just that beautiful. Because Something Is vibrating in my Pocket..."
"Kim Jung Un loves to read books, what does that make him? A glorious reader."
"Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that."
"A guy from Michigan dies and wake up in Hell. ""At least I'm still in Michigan."""
"What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face? A Gladiator"
"Every time I try to make a mental note, I end up tripping and falling along a neural pathway."
"My doctor told me I was fat. I said I'd like a second opinion and he said ""you're ugly too"" :-/"
"I swear if I see one more person enter this WalMart wearing pajamas I am going to take the belt off my bathrobe and choke them with it"