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Joke of the Day

"Ever since Peter was rejected by another girl again, I feel nervous every time he enters the school building. But I'm sure he brings that gun for self-defense purpose."

"What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits? Melon and Broccoli!"

"a porn where both people are wearing nothing but Sketchers Shape-Ups"

"My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette's suffering girlfriend for years now. I always wondered what kept them together. Then I saw the swear jar."

"While it paints me to say this... I'm really not much of an artist."

"Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins."

"A boy goes on holiday to Mexico and texts his mate saying ""Weather out here is just like your mother, 36 and hot"" His mate replies ""Weather back here is just like your sister, 16 and wet"""

"Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom? Because he was fighting the Klingons."

"A joke my six year old nephew told at dinner tonight. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"

"Rick Astley asked for my Disney films the other day. I said, you can have Cars and Toy Story, but I'm never gonna give you Up."