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Joke of the Day
"How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood? His hand caught fire."
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"my girlfriend said I have to give up my love of pointing out objects, or she would leave. I responded: ""well there's the door"""
"My dentist told me I have to stop masturbating. I said, ""Why?"" He said, ""Because I'm trying to work on your teeth!"""
"Walking Talking Stephen Hawking"
"N: Why are you picking up rocks? M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone."
"Did you grow up on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise cock"
"[Different] Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart? Because he can Nazi the road."
"And we're still calling it auto ""correct"" because...."
"Anatomy joke What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck? The gluteus maximus"
"What's a gay-bar pickup line? Can I push your stool in?"