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Joke of the Day
"Which dog can tell time? A watchdog."
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"D'you want to hear a spoiler for the Jumanji remake? Robin Williams dies"
"Accidentally got melted butter on some fried chicken and this is my delicious origin story."
"How do dogs enjoy sex? They like it ruff."
"Infatuation prick is the answer, what is the question? How do you want your wontons cooked?"
"Ever since i started wearing camo all the time... My girlfriend said she can't see me anymore."
"Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention."
"Yesterday I told this joke about a worm being eaten early in the morning The birds loved it."
"Where does Skrillex like to eat lunch? He goes to WUBway!"
"Where can you always find older model prostitutes? At a used harlot."