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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Hitler drink tequila? Because it made him mean."
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"Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces? Because they're acetic."
"What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear."
"Conjunctivitis.com Now there's a site for sore eyes."
"Did you hear about the Barcelona football star who got busted for tax evasion? They said his tax returns were Messi."
"[bday party] Mum: happy birthday son Me: wow that's a huge cake! Mum: its full of bees Me: what Mum [backing away]: I said it's cream cheese"
"The mailman gave me a letter from a child this morning. The grammar was bad. But the delivery was good."
"Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it."
"What's black and white with red all over it? A nun with multiple stab wounds."
"They say you should warm up before you exercise. Sounds like a stretch to me."