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Joke of the Day
"Someone asked me to make a joke about cancer... I said, ""Sorry I can't sir."""
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"You know what really grindes my gears? When I don't push the clutch down far enough."
"TIL that Caligynephobia is the fear of beautiful women. So if a guy doesn't talk to you then he probably has Caligynephobia. It's the only explanation..."
"I'm no sadist. Some of my best friends are sad."
"My friend texts ""ur"" instead of ""you're"" but puts extra letters in ""so"" because she's ""soooo happy."" This is why everyone hates you, Julie."
"What's a prison executioners favorite beer? Shock-top"
"A farmer counted 196 cows in the pasture. But he rounded them up and had 200."
"My dentist told me I grind at night I was unaware he even saw me at the club"
"Being possessed would be cool because you could turn your head all the way around to say ""wrong hole"""
"If you've had your name called over the PA system at a grocery store, you're now famous enough to compete on Dancing with the Stars."