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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer? One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser."

"I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious He called himself a Naan-Conformist."

"I dunno if a gun would be my murder weapon of choice but it's worth a shot."

"My das always used to eat rabbit before he went for a run - he said it made him go faster Really, it just put a little more of a hop in his step"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was a puppy!"

"THEY SAY CHRIS BROWN GOT WORST TATTOO EVER! NO AGREE! DRUNK HULK THINK TATTOO GOT WORST PERSON EVER!"

"lets modernize Hey Arnold fellas this will be hilarious... Hey Ackbar! ""move it towelhead"""

"God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth. Then God made the earth round.....and he laughed and laughed and laughed."

"I have a question of the most importance!? If I find a job in the classifieds...does that mean I can't tell anyone!?"

"Shot my first turkey today.. scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section..."