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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer? One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser."

"The bartender fainted."

"How has sound technology come so far & yet the McDonalds drive-thru still sounds like someone is farting into a walkie-talkie."

"Have you heard Adrian peterson used to play baseball? He might play for the twins this year. Apparently he is a switch hitter."

"With Facebook, you can stay in touch with people you would otherwise never talk to, but that's only one of the many awful things about it"

"What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year."

"What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men? A miso-genie!"

"We are thinking about making chili for Christmas Eve. We're starting a new tradition called 'silent but deadly night'."

"I've got money left over for condoms or lottery tickets. I'm trying to calculate the odds."

"Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car."