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Joke of the Day
"Gaining Weight? ...It's a piece of cake!"
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"Behind every ladybug there's a gentleman bug who is tired of dealing with her."
"I know this gay person whose boyfriend took too much Viagra once. I hate how he's always butthurt about it."
"What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs? The Muppets"
"How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !"
"What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole? Run around until you get pooped out. :)"
"What do you get when a cow has sex with coffee? Decalf"
"Why should you never go drinking if you wear a monocle? Because then you'd be a barnacle."
"How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have? Nun"
"I used to joke that someday a person's tweets would be held against them as they ran for President but now there's Trump so I guess not."