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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when a cow has sex with coffee? Decalf"
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"TIL that a Russian submarine was accidentally destroyed by a Russian warship that mistook it for an enemy submarine. Oops, wrong sub!"
"Just found out I'm pregnant. At least that's what this expectant mother sign for my parking spot says."
"The way I pronounced ""prix fixe"" should be enough for you to figure out that I can't afford to eat here."
"A man went to see the doctor The doctor told him ""you need to stop masturbating"" The man asked ""why?"" The doctor replied ""I need to finish the exam"""
"What's the difference between a Zippo and a Hippo? One is heavy, and one is a little lighter"
"I just got off the phone with a charity that wanted my old clothes for folks starving in Africa. Well, I think it is a scam. Anyone that can wear my clothes sure ain't starving."
"I like that Linkin Park song where the guy suddenly screams."
"You hear about these new trains that can burn any organic matter for fuel? They even run on thyme!"
"Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College? Psi Phi."