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Joke of the Day
"On a walk, my son saw a pay phone asked what it was. I made him look it up on his Blackberry."
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"Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde."
"I lost 12 pounds in a week. Good thing I'm not a big investor."
"Damn girl, you must be drunk? Thats your puke your eating"
"Have you heard of the American Philosophical Association? I'm not sure if it exists or not and neither are they."
"*walks into bank dragging one of those giant checks behind me* *everyone claps & cheers* *hands check over to teller* Check is for $1.00"
"Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?"
"Overweight people know they're overweight, tall people know they're tall, why is it that stupid people don't know what they are?"
"Who called them potatoes & not the motherchip."