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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Ted Cruz like doing laundry? Because he always fucks up the delegates."
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"I come from a long line of people waiting to get in."
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"What is definition of indefinitely? When your balls are touching her ass, you are in-definatlly"
"How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room? She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling."
"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon."
"Damn girl, you remind me of my mother! /* indistinguishable sobs *"
"Have you heard about the digging poem? It's quite deep."
"No YOU'RE the stalker. (I write on your work bathroom mirror in blood)"
"I figured out how to make my penis 8 inches Fold it in half"