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Joke of the Day
"What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti? Pesto chango"
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"The next time someone says ""expect the unexpected,"" I'm going to punch them in the nose and ask if they expected that."
"What do the Brits say when there's actually blood on something?"
"Afraid to fly? It's perfectly safe except that air traffic controllers are all gov't employees forced to work the holidays. Merry Xmas."
"What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason."
"why is there no windows 9? Because 7 8 9!"
"Sometimes I say stuff without even meaning to be funny and I'm like ""Man, my subconsicious is hilarious!"""
"If vegetarians eat vegetables.... ....beware the Humanist!"
"""My advice to you: subtlety."" - The Joker, to Trump"
"What's a tongue twister? When your tang gets all tongueled up."