34585

Joke of the Day

"Taken 3 ~ It All Ends Here Taken 4 ~ Listen, We're Just As Surprised As You Are Taken 5 ~ Whaaaaat!? Yep..."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... 1. Those who understand ternary. 2. Those who don't. 10 . Those who expected the binary gag."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? Look for the fresh prints"

"My obsession with square roots has got me on cloud three."

"After Captain America was thawed from the ice, his first encounter with a Japanese-American must've been really awkward."

"What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long? Square eyes"

"*Cookie Monster finishes cookie, looks into camera* ME WANT TO TALK ABOUT ISRAEL"

"I got 66 problems and being upside down is 1"

"Which kitchen appliance tells the best jokes? The beater - he cracks everybody up!"

"If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments."