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Joke of the Day

"Taken 3 ~ It All Ends Here Taken 4 ~ Listen, We're Just As Surprised As You Are Taken 5 ~ Whaaaaat!? Yep..."

"How do you know a soprano is at the door? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in."

"How many groping victims does it take to stop Trump from being president? We're about to find out.."

"Her: How do you do it w/ 4 kids? Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah."

"What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter? Cheque, mate!"

"A friend will invite you for beers A good friend will pick up the tab A best friend will hold your hair All three will have blackmail pics"

"My wife says I'm addicted to generalizations but isn't everyone some kind of addict?"

"100% legal to pay a kid to punch another kid in the face."

"Did I ever tell you about the guy who had a visectamy? He said it didn't work, all it did was change the color of his kids."

"Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said ""don't walk""."