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Joke of the Day
"100% legal to pay a kid to punch another kid in the face."
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"Any writer can be a ghost writer if you kill them"
"So I heard you were good at making pee jokes Urine. EDIT: Wow most karma I've ever gotten in a post"
"My girlfriend just made a peepeeAND a poppy at the same time Should I break up with her?"
"Trumps wives were immigrants Proving again that they'll do jobs Americans won't"
"What do you call a stag with his eyes gouged out no eye deer. What if he's in the path of a car? Still no eye deer What if he's mid coitus too? Still fucking no eye deer"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Silent"
"What value is higher than infinity? Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry."
"You shouldn't make fun of people who use Viagra. It's hard enough for them already."
"I finally found a girl who is like my mother in every way! I brought her home and wouldn't you know it... my dad doesn't like her"