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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said ""don't walk""."

"What's the difference between america and a yoghurt? A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years."

"Q: Have you seen the tree's new car? A: It's a two cedar."

"Fashion Facts - Adam was the first designer- with his Eden line of clothing Eve wore his first creation- the ribbed t-shirt with fig leaf"

"What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs? Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs? Consuelo."

"Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking? They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file."

"What's the longest word in the world? Smiles. Because there's a mile between each 'S'."

"I've made many sacrifices to get where I am today. Most of them were children."

"Finally bought a puppy for the wife and I, but it turns out my wife's allergic to dogs, so we had to get rid of her. The dog and I live happily together now."

"""The New York Times"" isn't the punchline... but... http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/01/correction-of-the-day-200768.html?ml=tl_4"