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Joke of the Day
"What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line? Weights"
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"*1st date* ""Nothing's sexier than a man who can surprise me & make me laugh"" *cut to me in her closet in a clown suit* ""Hellooo soulmate"""
"What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money? Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)"
"What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him? HIYAH!"
"Well well well, if it isn't the guy who hired me looking over my shoulder, watching me stare at my phone... Brb."
"imagine if poop was transparent. I'd completely lose my shit"
"I'm on Twitter because my brother got a chemistry set for christmas when he was little and I got plaid pants."
"Did you hear that H.P. Lovecraft wrote a cookbook? It's called the Necronomnomnomicon."
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk into a bar... And the joke is on us."
"Kim Jong Un walked into a bar The North Korean media still said he got a gold for high jump"