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Joke of the Day
"What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line? Weights"
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"Ex: Do you ever think of someone else when we have sex? Me: No, it's always George Clooney."
"Who won the 1940 Tour De France? The 7th Panzer division"
"If you live in the US always be careful to not break your leg because you have to sell it after fixing it to cover the cost"
"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After 5 years your job still sucks."
"What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer? One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher."
"I'm not usually too good at jokes but um... Tiss"
"Three words to ruin a man's ego. ""Is it in?"""
"A man got a fortune cookie without a fortune.... ... well that's unfortunate"
"My local council just installed a zebra crossing near the primary school What a waste of money, I've never even seen a zebra in this town"