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Joke of the Day

"When a Chinise guy and an Indian have a race fight. Who will win? When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?"

"What's the same about nail care and black people? They're both manicures"

"My girlfriend said I didn't respect her freedom enough So I told her to stop rattling in her cage"

"Auto-correct turned ""likeable"" into ""lickable"" and the new intern is confused by her evaluation."

"I asked my mom to tell me a joke... ""Your love life"" wasn't the response I was looking for."

"Why is the ocean always wet? Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode."

"What did the CN tower say to the clouds??? Only the tip baby, I promise!"

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday."

"My Boss complains about that i ""come"" too early in work. The Job Pornstar is Hard. :I"

"""Your place or mine?"" ""But, sir, I just met you. What makes you think I would be interested?"" ""Lady, let's be honest - why else would a 35-year-old woman be at carburettor exhibition?"""