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Joke of the Day
"Why is the ocean always wet? Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode."
Next Joke
"whats the difference between the USA and a yogurt? If you leave a yogurt unwatched for 500 years it will develop its own culture."
"It's so sad... that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs"
"If I were a cop and pulled a woman over for speeding I would keep crying until she let me give her a ticket."
"What do you call a Robert on a stick? A keBob!"
"How is a rabbit similar to a plum? they are both purple, except for the rabbit."
"I was bitten by a mosquito today. It sucked."
"What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !"
"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey? AIDS for humanity"
"What is the dumbest joke you've ever come up with, while at work or in school? Go!"