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Joke of the Day
"My Boss complains about that i ""come"" too early in work. The Job Pornstar is Hard. :I"
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"There's a little girl's voice that sings lullabies in my guest room closet but don't mind her; she died years ago. Here's your blanket."
"People say I've got no willpower But I've quit smoking loads of times."
"A blind guy walks into a bar... ...then a table, then a chair, then another chair..."
"How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations."
"Did you hear about the Indian man who was recently employed as a comedian? He got a punjabi."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one but the bulb has to really want to change."
"Why do Australians have a well balanced walk? They've a chip on both shoulders"
"I'm open to change but not when it's sudden like Stephen Colbert getting new glasses with no warning"
"What do laws and virgins have in common? They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)"