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Joke of the Day
"What did the CN tower say to the clouds??? Only the tip baby, I promise!"
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"I have really bad gambling withdrawals I take out about $400 a week"
"Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of tippex.. ...I woke this morning with a huge correction."
"A preteen girl cried when I popped her cherry without permission. It was her fault for leaving fruit on the ground!"
"""As a creative person I'm often asked where I get my ideas."" Yeah. As a creative person you often imagine people doing that but they don't."
"My ex-wife is like Barbie... The bitch has everything."
"Confucius say, ""woman with dress up run faster than man with pants down."" It's true. Do the math."
"The emperor's new joke"
"My girlfriend said she's fed up of me pretending im a detective, and we should split up... I told her that's a great idea, we can cover more ground that way."
"I just found spaghetti in our heating ducts if any of you were thinking of having children."