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Joke of the Day

"What did the CN tower say to the clouds??? Only the tip baby, I promise!"

"Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally? A: It gets 'toad'."

"Retweet this and you'll go to heaven. Yes, the standards are now that low."

"Did you guys hear about the blind man who got hit in the head by a football? He never saw it coming."

"What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold."

"My prison cell-mate just asked me if I was tight. Why does he care about how I spend my money?"

"Dad rocks,son shocked! Son - ""Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?"" Dad - ""Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."""

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind doing a 5k but my running group is thinking of joining a 10k and I really don't like them."

"nws, easter what Some told me they were going to an egg toss, me, Is that an oral sex party"

"What is Mary short for? She has no legs"