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Joke of the Day

"[circus school] ""So to tame the lion, you have this whip..."" What if the lion's too close? [picking up tiny stool] ""we've thought of that"""

"I think ""dildo"" is an acceptable insult. Like I'd call you a dick, but you're not real enough."

"[praying in church] Please God let church end early"

"[mean joke to girls from guys] I really hope you get the hottest boyfriend So I have a chance on hot girls"

"It makes sense that Trump is into golden showers Republicans love trickle down economics"

"Did you hear the one about premature ejaculation? Too soon, man."

"Monday Morning......Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story."

"How many Liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? Liberals: Changing the bulb is too extreme. Let's fix the current one in the dark."

"I invited OJ Simpson to my Thanksgiving dinner. He's good at carving white meat."

"I don't use pepper spray when I'm being robbed I just open my wallet and blow the dust into their eyes."