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Joke of the Day

"[mean joke to girls from guys] I really hope you get the hottest boyfriend So I have a chance on hot girls"

"How does a muslim man close a door? Islams it!"

"I could not have sex with a man..... because I could never fuck something I respect. (Jim Jefferies)"

"Have you seen the new documentary about white trash? I've only seen the trailer."

"I bought a high end stereo with a broken volume knob for $10. I couldn't turn it down."

"What's the scariest thing in geometry? A vicious circle."

"A man was walking his dog through a graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"" he said. The other man replied, ""No, just taking a shit."""

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold."

"Did you hear the Bill Clinton has given up the saxophone? He traded it for the hormonica."

"How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, two... One, two."