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Joke of the Day
"It makes sense that Trump is into golden showers Republicans love trickle down economics"
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"Did you hear about the guy who had to leave his position to become a manager? He was fired up"
"People who continually put the toilet paper roll in backwards are evolutionary dead-ends, like the Neanderthal."
"What breaks when u give it to a toddler? Her hips"
"Wolves are just wild dogs who can't get enough of the woods I guess."
"How do you get off a non-stop flight?"
"Your eyes say ""No, no!"" but your ball gag says...""Mmmph! Mmmph!"" Whatever, you have a boner so that's really all the affirmation I need."
"What internet provider does Satan use in hell? Comcast"
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down."
"Kids today have it easy! In the old days, before smartphones & Instagram, by the time we finished the painting, our food was already cold."