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Joke of the Day

"How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."

"You could call a woman beautiful 100 times and she'll never remember it. But call her ugly once and she'll never forget it. You know why? Because an elephant never forgets."

"black ice I rode a bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."

"4 queers walk into a biker bar..... One was an Indian One was a construction worker One was a cop and the Other was a Cowboy. Biker Says: ""is the YMCA closed?"""

"I got this ""breathe"" tattoo on my wrist because I don't have a central nervous system and it's a helpful reminder."

"Speed dating (Don't say anything embarrassing) ""So do you ever eat raisins and then later poop rehydrated grapes?"" (DAMMIT!)"

"What is Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran."

"I am not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one."

"Technically, setting someone on fire is burning calories."

"I watched two gay guys put up a tent today.... ...that was a camp sight."