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Joke of the Day

"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar"

"Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year..."

"She texted me, ""your adorable."" I replied, ""No, YOU'RE adorable."" Now she's stalking me and all I did was point out her typo."

"I don't like 9/11 jokes they're 2 plane"

"A man cuts a hunk of meat from his torso and cooks it in a pan. As he bleeds out, he realises: ""I've made a big me-steak"""

"I once knew a guy in high school who got caught masturbating in the shower. It really ruined our class trip to Auchwitz for us."

"BREAKING NEWS: Man gets out of offending people by saying ""present company excluded of course"" after highly offensive statement"

"Bad jokes are hereditary They pun in the family."

"Just when you thought 2016 was over. Wham."

"What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles? Heir mail"