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Joke of the Day

"Why has ""America"" been abbreviated to USA Because it has to Capitalize everything"

"What do the Japanese do when they have erections? They vote."

"What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan"

"My boss fired me. ""Why?"" I protested. ""I haven't done anything!"" Turns out that was his reason."

"Girl are you a Louis Vuitton store? Because I've never been inside you and probably never will unless I'm rich one day."

"I almost wish the guy I'm stalking would find me and call the cops. These bushes are scratchy and my legs are cramping."

"How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly? The meth head still has teeth."

"Well, lookie there. Bring a cheesecake to a gunfight and suddenly EVERYBODY wishes you'd brought a knife."

"Did you hear about the Parisian who jumped off a bridge? He went in Seine."

"Breaking News: Video has been arrested today & charged with the 1st degree murder of Radio Star."