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Joke of the Day
"The plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat"
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"Fetty Wap could probably get more girls. Too bad he's not much of a looker."
"What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much? He Went Back Four Seconds."
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"Joke of the Day [Saw this on Monsters Inc when watching it today](http://i.imgur.com/32l1PsS.jpg)"
"Why do blondes have big belly buttons? Their boyfriends are also blonde. [A joke I heard in grade 6.]"
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"Horrible news. My nephew was on a bus traveling on a foggy mountain road in Chile. Then he got those big stupid disks put in his earlobes."
"What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief? That's Nachos."
"What's green, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."