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Joke of the Day

"When I was 8 years old, my dad got me with the worst dad joke ever. He said he was going to the store and would be back soon..."

"Q: Where do Sith Lords shop? A: At Darth Mall."

"My condolences for you and your family through this difficult transition is why my wife won't let me send back wedding RSVP cards."

"Great minds think alike but great behinds stink alike."

"I'm banned from HomeDepot, after trying to steal drugs. I was caught stealing two ladders; what can I say they get me high."

"A joke about airport security The TSA. This concludes the joke about airport security."

"I like to play with words But there are only so many things you can do with a dictionary."

"What do you call a pickled deer? Dill Doe :D"

"I take spiders outside in stead of killing them because it's not their fault that I'm scared of them. I do however, scream while doing so."

"At the Last Supper... [At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* ""This is my body!"" *Jesus raises wine* ""And this is my blood!"" *Pulls out 9 of Clubs* ""And this is your card"" *Apostles go nuts*"