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Joke of the Day

"At the Last Supper... [At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* ""This is my body!"" *Jesus raises wine* ""And this is my blood!"" *Pulls out 9 of Clubs* ""And this is your card"" *Apostles go nuts*"

"What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."

"I forgot the joke about the Jonestown Massacre. All I remember is that the punchline killed"

"If you can't be with the one you love then be with the one who has the best cable package."

"I once met a dyslexic who suffered from vertigo. Her name was Dizzy Spells."

"What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck? [deleted]"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin, you've already told her twice!"

"TIL Mine sweeper (game) was invested in Pakistan"

"What do you call a limp and deaf dog? By it's name if it has one"

"I'm sick of everyone one reddit corecting my spelling."