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Joke of the Day

"When I was young I would go and throw rocks at the man doing Taekwondo in the park I would always get a huge kick out of it"

"You see me wildly flailing my arms. Did I: a) Walk through a spider web? b) Try to wrap something in Saran wrap? c) Try to use Scotch tape?"

"I lift the toilet seat to take a piss and my girlfriend forgot to flush and the water is red. My first thought.... ...do we have any juice boxes in the fridge?"

"Pilots sure do like dick holes... Sorry, im just testing out my new thesaurus"

"When I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend who ditched me for his own imaginary friend."

"So I went to a zoo with only one animal... It's a shit-zhu"

"Congratulations, ""journalists"" who tell celebrity gossip for a living. I didn't know you could get a degree in teenage girl."

"Theres 3 types of people. Those who post old jokes on reddit, and those who can count."

"Do competitive origami artists ever fold under pressure?"

"""Why is there music coming out of your printer?"" ""That will be the paper jamming again!"""