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"How was the Irish Jig invented? To much beer and not enough bathrooms"
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"""Steak and Shake"" great burgers and also a good way to kill baby vampires."
"""When you exit the bus please be sure to lower your head and watch your step."" ""If you miss your step and hit your head please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."""
"Why are trigonometric functions always women? Because they have periods!"
"Who me? Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting ""free candy"" on the side of creepy looking vans."
"mark, my words. *mark brings me a dictionary* thanks mark"
"Fun way to prank Jesus is to invite him snorkeling haha he'd be stuck on top walking on the water while ur underneath having all the fun"
"Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."
"What do you call a lad that put on his glasses? Seymour."
"Son: Dad, I need some money! Dad: You should get a job at the StarBrites factory. Son: Why? Do they pay well? Dad: You kidding? ***You'll make a mint!***"