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Joke of the Day

"How was the Irish Jig invented? To much beer and not enough bathrooms"

"Hate it when we run out of clean towels so I have to ride my white stallion Gregory up and down the driveway real fast to dry my mullet"

"Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names? Hot and Cold."

"Did you hear about that actress that stabbed herself? Reese something? No it was with her knife"

"I used to be a programmer But now I like ounces."

"A toilet seat left up in the ladies room can only mean one thing. Lady cocks."

"Pictures of rich missing kids should go on the back of 1%"

"Religious groups put on performances for an audience The Christians put on a hell of a show, the Jews knocked their socks off, but the Muslims blew them all away."

"I'll play duck-duck-goose and give all gooses. I don't give a duck."

"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Because he had a hole in one."