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Joke of the Day
"Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin"
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"Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're CU TE"
"My wife and I couldn't have a baby so we decided to go to an adoption agency. I was so excited while I was in there. It made me happy to think that I could finally take off the baby on board sticker."
"Maybe it's the LSD talking but I am the walrus goo goo goo joob."
"""Entertainment News"" is a strange way to spell gossip."
"How is prison like quidditch? The game ends when they catch the snitch"
"What do Mormons say when they go to the strip club? Do they come in bulk?"
"There were two fish in a tank. There were two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" How much do pirates pay for their earrings? A buccaneer."
"Don't have a ""Garage sale"" if I can't buy your garage idiot."
"Mom 1: My son's gonna be a pro baseball player Mom 2: Mines gonna be a doctor Me: My son shows strong signs of being able to escape prison"