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Joke of the Day

"No Smoking Salesgirl : Sir no smoking in the shop. Man : But i purchased cigarette from your shop. Salesgirl : Sir we sell Condoms too, but it doesn't mean u start Fucking us ."

"Sometimes I crash parties in a swimsuit, and tell people I'm a Reverse Lifeguard keeping an eye on the land."

"Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames? Because you never get a goodbuy from them"

"There is little difference between how a horse eats hay and the way my children consume spaghetti."

"Why did the french chef go to the police? Escargot stolen."

"What does a dog become after it 6 years old? Seven years old."

"Is a person diagnosed with a Multiple Personality Disorder able to get a group rate from their therapist? Just asking for some friends."

"Do the French play video games? Wii"

"Your shirt is a little small. No, I am to big."

"What has 7 letters and makes only Redditers mad? [deleted]"