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Joke of the Day

"What does a dog become after it 6 years old? Seven years old."

"What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast Frozen Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt Hops Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine Fat Sugar Chocolate."

"What's the difference between babies and boomerangs? If you throw a boomerang correctly, it will come back..."

"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui But oh how the tables have turned."

"My wife bought me Dunkin Donuts k-cups for my Keurig... Now, it's like I finally have an Indian in the Cupboard."

"A mexican magician tell his audience he will disappear on the count of 3 ""Uno, Dos..."" *poof* He disappeared without a tres"

"Facebook likes I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This."

"When is a man smartest before, during or after sex? During that's when he's plugged into the know it all."

"'Sorry officer but how was I to know that weird noise my car was making was a bicycle stuck in my mudflap?'"

"3.14% of sailors are... -rates."