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Joke of the Day

"Is a person diagnosed with a Multiple Personality Disorder able to get a group rate from their therapist? Just asking for some friends."

"What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago? Stung."

"Never Trust An Atom They make up everything"

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted"

"What kind of meat does the Pope eat? Nun"

"Being a parent means often saying your child is shy rather than ""he sees how creepy u are, that's why he doesn't want to shake your hand""."

"Rattlesnakes and condoms Two things I don't fuck with"

"Why are chemists always a part of the problem? Because they can never be a part of the solution."

"Smartphones don't prevent people from feeling alive and getting in touch with nature. I just walked into a tree."

"How Many Cops Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? None, they will just beat the room for being black."