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Joke of the Day
"Your shirt is a little small. No, I am to big."
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"When I say ditto after someone tells me they love me, it doesn't mean I love them. It means I love me too."
"Kim Jong Un has become so fat We now refer to him as Kim Jong Deux."
"They say you should never run when you stumble across a lion in the wild. I don't think I'll be able to run with all the shit in my pants."
"What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede."
"What do you call a divorced FBI agent? Fed-Ex"
"A guy walks into a Kinkos and asks, ""Do you have any colored printers?"" To which the clerk responds, ""It's 2016 man. You can use any printer you want."""
"""Ugh I sent so many drunk carrier pigeons last night"" -medieval millennials"
"There was a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray He's now a seasoned veteran."
"What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan? Fastin' Furious"