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Joke of the Day
"There is little difference between how a horse eats hay and the way my children consume spaghetti."
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"Either I just stepped in dog shit or the stench of my parent's disappointment has started following me around."
"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you."
"You only live once. Make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet daily, desperately seeking validation from strangers."
"The only thing between me & a killing spree is the fact that I'd have to poop in front of people in prison."
"We are family, even though you're fatter than me Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."" -"
"Dracula must have a hard life... It sucks to live forever"
"Did some stand up at a bird sanctuary... They were eating out of the palm of my hands."
"*puts hand on your knee *slowly moves up your thigh *runs over your hip *drags finger up your stomach *grabs remote *changes channel"
"I like my women how I like my dial-up Internet Always going down on me..."