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Joke of the Day

"Crouch down and lean forward. That's how I roll."

"Why was the juice company losing customers? There was no punch-line."

"Going from Obama to Trump is like going to a nice restaurant but it's full so u leave and have to eat an old ketchup packet from ur car"

"Two Jihadis Walked In to a bar They didn't blow it up."

"My life is boring, I'm a shitty photographer and I don't know how to write. So anyway, what should I call my blog?"

"What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder? Endless love."

"Her: What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom? Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests."

"What has four legs and is made out of wood? A horse."

"Bad is accidently sending your buddy a dirty sext intended for your girlfriend. Worse is getting 'lemme think about it' for a reply."

"So, A Helium Molecule walks into a bar... the bartender says ""we don't serve don't serve noble gases here."" It Doesn't React!"