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Joke of the Day
"Why do milking stools only have 3 legs? Because the cow has the udder"
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"Joke A dyslexic man walked into a bra."
"The Chinese have the best Democracy in the World They have tiny elections every few hours. ;) if you know what I mean"
"There's nothing wrong with being a self-made man... Unless you have an Oedipus complex and a time machine."
"They Say 1 out of 3 People Cheat in a Relationship Not sure if it's my wife, or my girlfriend."
"I was visiting /r/nononono and I saw the rule on people not being able to walk away from something, and so I thought... What if they crawled away?"
"Yes It Is Is Time Travel Possible ?"
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Free."
"""Do you masturbate?"" Friend:""Do you Jack off? Me:""Yes, I do"". Friend:""How many guys a day?"""
"I know why Hogwarts doesn't have math class. They have a magical device for it. It's called a calculator."