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Joke of the Day
"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin with a rash."
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"I was recently diagnosed with mesothelioma it's tough sometimes, but I'm doing asbestos I can."
"My entire existence is just me sitting around waiting to get hungry again"
"How did Napoleon eat his chicken? HE PULLED THE BONESAPART! Lol and a rock for yuhhhhh!"
"I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein. They told him, ""No whey, Jose."""
"took a girl to starbucks because i forgot her name"
"Where would men be without women? The Garden of Eden"
"Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese? Because Jesus took the wheel."
"how do you reference your local humane society on twitter? ""##"""
"Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces.. For example, I'm going to the liquor store and I'm scared that it's closed."