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Joke of the Day
"Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese? Because Jesus took the wheel."
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"Hm, want to use firecrackers but not wake the neighbors. I know, I'll light the firecrackers inside a container! Like this megaphone here!"
"Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't like to be spotted"
"I decided... I decided to make my password ""incorrect"" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, ""Your password is incorrect."""
"Homosexual jokes are not funny Come on guys"
"[OC] Why Did the Paradox Cross the road? Because it didn't."
"What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink? ""Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"""
"What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust..."
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE HIDING BEHIND THE CORNER. THEY ARE GOING TO JUMP OUT AND TAKE YOUR PHONE, WALLET AND PURSE."
"What is the longest sentence in the English language? ""I do."""