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Joke of the Day

"Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese? Because Jesus took the wheel."

"Oh you love your mom's cooking? Name 4 of her dishes."

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!"

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they aren't mistaken for feminists."

"A German boy pushed his brother off a cliff. He then turned to his mother and said ""Look Mom! No Hans!"""

"How many white teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb ...none they would rather sit in the dark (im white teenage and mean no harm in this joke)"

"I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow Whites' heroin addiction."

"How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!"

"How do you keep a fool in suspense... I'll tell you tomorrow."

"What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage? Trying to look upset."