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Joke of the Day
"You momma so stupid.. She got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the W's"
Next Joke
"Injections are just like your wedding night A little prick and then it's all over"
"I'm allergic to bears. One bear bite & it's straight to the ER for me."
"At this point, I'm positive I've read the entire Bible via Facebook status updates. *crosses off bucket list*"
"Rorschach has some nice paintings I'm just confused why they are all pictures of my penis"
"Today somebody called me a model! Well they said ""poster boy for birth control"", but I knew what they meant."
"How do you catch a bear? 1. Dig a big hole 2. Fill the hole with ash 3. Place peas all around the hole 4. Finally, when the bear stops to take a pea you kick it in the ash-hole"
"Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most? Red"
"I'm not in a relation""ship,"" I'm in a relation""barge"" that's towing emotional garbage all day long."
"Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?"