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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? It was known for blowing up for no reason"
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"Why is Six afraid of Seven Because Seven is a Six offender."
"To whoever stole my thesaurus... To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person."
"ME: long time no see! I heard you're a doctor FRIEND: I am. what do you do now? ME: [glances down at open twitter app] I'm a writer"
"""I didn't go to grad school to assemble agenda folios for the quarterly board meeting"" I think as I drizzle Dawn into the CEO's coffee pot."
"I wonder if back street boys have there own lunch room? a Bac-a-teria.THANK YOU ,THANK YOU VERY MUCH LADIES AND GERMS."
"Pretty ugly Sometimes you're pretty, sometimes you're ugly but most of the time you're pretty ugly."
"Who busted you out of Iraq? Well actually, I-ran"
"What's the definition of Eternity? The time between when I come, and you go."