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Joke of the Day

"Lack creativity? Do you like doing the exact same thing every day all day? Open a barbershop in Asia."

"One time I swallowed an entire box of Alphabits whole and the only thing I pooped out was the lyrics to a Nicki Minaj song"

"Two deer walk out of a bar... One deer says to the other, ""man I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"

"how is bungee jumping like having sex? a life depends on whether or not the rubber breaks"

"What's the most American food? Popcorn, because you have to blow it up before you eat it."

"What is the difference between homeless people and feminists? Sometimes the homeless get change."

"Your ""COEXIST"" sticker inspired me to slip a Madagascar hissing cockroach through your car window at the mall. Peace."

"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow."

"Why was the two-dimensional emo sad? Because nobody would ever know how deep he was."

"I spent all night wondering where the sun went, but then it dawned on me..."