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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bear and the Bears football team? Nothing, they both shit in the woods."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? A pardon."

"I went to see a gay magician's show last night. For his last trick, he disappeared with a poof..."

"Grammar Tip: When the zombie apocalypse starts I will be using people who write 'would of' instead of 'would have' as human shields."

"Never call a woman fat An elephant never forgets."

"Was at the dentist the other day, he told me to say ""ahhhh"" I asked him why, he said his dog died - Tommy Cooper"

"I always enjoy a book while sunbathing... As a result, I'm well-red."

"One time a cute guy I liked mooned his friend as a prank but there was a tiny piece of toilet paper in his crack & it haunts me to this day"

"My grandma just broke her hip farting! #EpicFrail!"

"Why were the Native Americans in America before us? They had reservations."