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Joke of the Day

"I farted in a Apple Store Too bad they didn't have any *windows*."

"I like my TVs like I like my women Curvy."

"A solid athiest joke. So, a black man and God walk into a bar. The black man gets served first because God doesn't exist."

"Why are gardeners the best pimps? Because they are well versed in whorticulture"

"At the dinner table.. Dad: So how's college these days, kid? what classes are you taking? Kid: Intro to linguistics. Ugh, it's a shitty course. Dad: Language!"

"Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it? Neither do I, I get the new york times"

"Dijon vu The feeling you've eaten this mustard before."

"Have You Heard About the New Italian Sports Cars? Dago up a hill, dago down a hill, and when they get a flat tire, dago wop-wop-wop-wop-wop."

"Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No Miss the dress you're wearing looks fine."

"Ad in the classifieds: Trade cute Doberman Dog for orthopedic hand."