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Joke of the Day

"There is nothing funnier than yelling ""SHE'S STEALING MY BABY!"" at a mom having a hard time with her kid in public."

"I'm sure a spider is never scrutinized for spending too much time on the web."

"Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag."

"Hell is an endless cycle of getting comfortable in bed & then suddenly having to pee"

"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30AM Can you believe the nerve of some people? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums."

"Man's guide for a selfie: 1) Squint your eyes like your cool 2) Look off into the distance 3) Put your phone down 4) Don't take the selfie"

"I like my Women, like I Like my Water. Free"

"In 2050 old men will say bae'"

"What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming? My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."

"What is the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it."