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Joke of the Day
"How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb? nun"
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"Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers? Because she has no facial expressions so can't react."
"""you yelled 'this is not my daddy!' when i picked you up to leave the store. you're lucky i let you live"" -how dad signs my birthday cards"
"what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? rubbertoe"
"What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas? He'd be an illegal alien."
"Donald Trump said he is going to do an AMA from the space station For upvotes"
"My grandma got me a gift card to Walmart for my birthday. She told me not to spend it all in one place."
"I have a step ladder I never met my real ladder ."
"how do you make a conedian and a coke dealer hate you? Steal their lines"
"What do American beer and having sex in a canoe have in common? They're both f**king close to water."